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2025-10-12

日本未来wow wow wow wow 世界がうらやむ yeah yeah yeah yeah とか

頑張れ日本 凄いぞ日本 立ち上がれ今だ 日本 とか

言ってた時代 今じゃ考えられないな

anond:20251012001337

2025-09-09

anond:20250909093137

(Hey!!、)

Wow oh oh 害虫邪魔 邪魔ァ
(なんまいだ~ なんまいだ~) 社会貢献だ!!☆。
Wow oh oh 敗北者なアナタには
(なんまいだ~ なんまいだ~) 社会貢献だ!!☆。

あんにゃもんにゃ
あんにゃもんにゃっにゃ (もんにゃ!!、)
あんにゃもんにゃ 社会貢献だ!!☆。
あんにゃもんにゃ
あんにゃもんにゃっにゃ (もんにゃ!!、)
あんにゃもんにゃ 社会貢献 万歳〜!!☆、

2025-08-12

anond:20250812214738

そこにも

あそこにも!(wow!)

エロイーム、エッサイムっ!

エロイーム、エッサイムっ!

さあ、バランガバランガ、

2025-07-05

Craig Federighi’s Circus at WWDC: Who the F*** Asked for This?

Let’s get one fucking thing straight: WWDC is supposed to be *for developers*。

You know, the people who actually build shitWho dig into SDKs, APIs, system frameworks。

Who care about real updates like “What the hell is the new SwiftUI lifecycle doing?”

or “Can I finally use fucking private entitlements without jumping through flaming hoops?”

So why the hell does Apple keep opening its most important developer event of the year

with Craig Federighi doing goddamn *skydiving*? Or *parkour*? Or some *Fast & Furious parody*

with an F1 helmet and sunglasses? What the actual fuck is going on?

This isn’t Saturday Night Live。This is supposed to be a showcase of what we’re all supposed

to build our future onVision。Platform direction。Architecture。

Instead, we get Craig zooming through corridors in slow-mo like he’s auditioning for

Mission Impossible 9: MacBook Drift。

And it’s not even funny anymore。Maybe the first time it was *kind of* charming。

A little wink at the audience。でも now? It’s just fucking cringe。

Wasted timeWasted bandwidth。A glossy, over-produced middle finger to every developer

watching, notebook in hand, waiting for the actual meat

Ask Yourself This:

Do you really give a fuck about Craig’s entrance?

Do you sit there thinking, *“Wow, this is such a great use of my time!”*

>>

“CUT THE SHIT, CRAIG. SHOW ME THE FUCKING TOOLS.”

<<

We’re being sold a fantasy — not a platform vision

What should be an opportunity to say,

Here’s how Apple wants developers to think in the next 5 years,”

becomes a shallow PR reel of stunts, shots, and skits

Developers want **guidance**, not gimmicks。**Vision**, not vanity。

What Could Have Been?

Instead of 3 minutes of Craig pretending he’s Neo in a hallway full of Mac Studios,

how about showing us the **real** architectural shifts in Swift,

or a **deep dive** into low-level memory optimizations in macOS?

How about finally explaining wtf is happening with `SwiftData`?

Or *anything* that makes us better builders?

We could have had 20 more seconds of **clarity**, not costume。

Final Thought:

WWDC is Apple’s time to inspire, to lead, to fucking **guide** the ecosystem

But lately?

It feels more like we’re watching the Craig Federighi Variety Hour。

And I didn’t fucking subscribe to that

----

TL;DR

Craig Federighi’s Circus at WWDC: Who the F*** Asked for This?

Let’s get one f***ing thing straight: WWDC is supposed to be *for developers*.

You know, the people who actually build shit. Who dig into SDKs, APIs, system frameworks.

Who care about real updates like “What the hell is the new SwiftUI lifecycle doing?”

or “Can I finally use fucking private entitlements without jumping through flaming hoops?”

So why the hell does Apple keep opening its most important developer event of the year

with Craig Federighi doing goddamn *skydiving*? Or *parkour*? Or some *Fast & Furious parody*

with an F1 helmet and sunglasses? What the actual f*** is going on?

This isn’t Saturday Night Live. This is supposed to be a showcase of what we’re all supposed

to build our future on. Vision. Platform direction. Architecture.

Instead, we get Craig zooming through corridors in slow-mo like he’s auditioning for

Mission Impossible 9: MacBook Drift.

And it’s not even funny anymore. Maybe the first time it was *kind of* charming.

A little wink at the audience. But now? It’s just fucking cringe.

Wasted time. Wasted bandwidth. A glossy, over-produced middle finger to every developer

watching, notebook in hand, waiting for the actual meat.

Ask Yourself This:**
Do you really give a f*** about Craig’s entrance?**

Do you sit there thinking, *“Wow, this is such a great use of my time!”*

> “CUT THE SHIT, CRAIG. SHOW ME THE FUCKING TOOLS.”

We’re being sold a fantasy — not a platform vision.

What should be an opportunity to say,

Here’s how Apple wants developers to think in the next 5 years,”

becomes a shallow PR reel of stunts, shots, and skits.

Developers want **guidance**, not gimmicks. **Vision**, not vanity.

What Could Have Been?**

Instead of 3 minutes of Craig pretending he’s Neo in a hallway full of Mac Studios,

how about showing us the **real** architectural shifts in Swift,

or a **deep dive** into low-level memory optimizations in macOS?

How about finally explaining wtf is happening with `SwiftData`?

Or *anything* that makes us better builders?

We could have had 20 more seconds of **clarity**, not costume.

Final Thought:**

WWDC is Apple’s time to inspire, to lead, to fucking **guide** the ecosystem.

But lately?

It feels more like we’re watching the Craig Federighi Variety Hour.

And I didn’t f***ing subscribe to that.

----

TL;DR**

2025-06-04

前橋ウィッチーズの中毒性の正体

「2話のCパートまで見ろ」「3話まで見ろ」「7話まで見ろ」「8話まで見ろ」「9話まで見ろ」などとスロースターター認識が人によって違う作品なのだ

実際このアニメちゃん評価もらってたほうがいいとは思う。

ただ現実なんてアニメに求めてねぇんだよ的な現実逃避にアニメを見ている人には、何かを間違ってガンダムシリーズ手を出し、ジークアクス考察見て「なんでこのアニメ見ちゃったんだ」と後悔してもらうとして、

ガンダム政治的社会的な部分とか、それだけじゃない現代普遍的苦悩だったり今を生きる若者を救うヒントのような部分を、今期バンナム前橋が背負ったんだと思う。

最新話まで見ると結構このアニメで頭がいっぱいになるんだが、これがよくある細かい要素考察とかキャラ萌えとか鬱って感じじゃなくて、

あくま現実と地続きだからこそ逃れられないっていうか、その逃れられないイキヅラさを、このアニメを見るレベルでいいから少し考えてみよう、とわりと前向きに思える作品なのだ

あんなに口悪い登場人物出てくるのに、なんだか浄化されている。

もちろんゆるふわ人形のようなキャラがでてくる日常アニメで癒やされる感覚もわかるのだが、こうなんか…人として健全になっていく感じ…?とにかく病みつきになっている。

週末待てずにWOW WOW YEAH YEAHしよう。

2025-06-02

保育園落ちた、それでも生きていくんだ


朝焼けに染まるニュースを見つめてた

コーヒーの冷めた味が胸を刺す

「足りないのは誰のせい?」問いかけて

名前のない怒りを飲み込んだ


さな手を引いて急ぐ駅のホーム

溢れる涙も乾かぬまま

だけど ah ah wow wow

それでも wow wow

走り出す理由がある


保育園落ちた日本死ね

叫ぶ声は風に消えた

だけどね、それでも、生きていくんだ

誰かのせいにしたくなる夜も

wow wow wow wow

私たちは止まれない


ため息混じりの笑顔で交わす「大丈夫

優しさが時に刃になる

満たされない現実に潰されて

心の隙間に希望を詰めた


耳を塞いでも聞こえる街の声

諦めないでと囁くように

ah ah wow wow

それでも wow wow

未来はまだ捨てちゃいない


保育園落ちた日本死ね

その叫びは間違いじゃない

だけどね、それでも、生きていくんだ

不条理だらけのこの国で

wow wow wow wow

私たちは歩いてく


誰のための未来なんだろう

誰のための国なんだろう

ひとりじゃない そう言える日まで

wow wow wow wow

信じたい 信じたい


保育園落ちた日本死ね

その言葉も抱きしめて

それでも、それでも、生きていくんだ

流した涙が明日への種になる

wow wow wow wow

私たち希望をつなぐ


wow wow wow wow

それでも生きていくんだ

wow wow wow wow

それでも生きていくんだ

フェードアウト

コメ価格が上がって


パラパラ降るミラーボールの下で

手のひら転がすサイコロみたいに

イエローシャツが揺れる 午前2時の交差点

ah ah ひとりじゃない wow wow


コメ価格が上がって wow wow

銀紙の星が落ちた wow wow

グラスの向こうに見えた夢の影

ため息のリズムで踊ろう


コメ価格が上がって wow wow

ヨナラはまた今度ね wow wow

君の声が遠くなっても

忘れない wow wow 眠れない wow wow

コメ価格が上がって wow wow


シグナル青に変わる瞬間

君の目線が突き刺さるのさ

ミラージュの街に溶けていく

ah ah 踊り出す wow wow


コメ価格が上がって wow wow

未来予想図も破れた wow wow

レコードの針が止まる夜に

ため息のメロディを抱きしめて


コメ価格が上がって wow wow

まぶたの奥で光るの wow wow

壊れそうな心の欠片

拾い集めて wow wow 奏でて wow wow

コメ価格が上がって wow wow


ah ah ah ah wow wow

ah ah ah ah wow wow

wow wow wow wow wow


コメ価格が上がって

wow wow wow wow wow

コメ価格が上がって

wow wow wow wow wow

(フェードアウト)

2025-05-29

wow!

もう9時すぎてんじゃねーかよ

いま見ている動画がおわって、もう1つ動画みおわったら

眠りにつこう

寝よう

誰と?

もちろん妻一筋なので・・・・・( ^ω^)・・・

2025-05-15

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何らかの部屋でババアが一人いて、いきなり抱きついてキスしてきた

そのとき、俺の顔がベリベリっと剥がれた

「これはあなたの顔なんです」と俺は言った

Wow, you look so ugly!」とババアは言った

「I don't think so.」と俺は言った

2025-05-09

Nerve

抱いて欲しい気分で wow 疲れたわって言ったら

それじゃ送ってくよって wow 疲れるわ

 

その少し優しすぎるとこ なんとかならないのかな

たまにイラっとしそうになる そんな君が好きだってこと

 

わざとロマンティックな シチュエーションを作ってあげても

指にも触れない

カッコつけてるつもり? それとも私のこと好きじゃないの?

勇気がないの?

 

おっさんが書いた歌詞って感じでキチ~~~と思ってたら

Mixiとかでめっちゃわかる~~って書いてる女多くてマジでビックリしたんだよな

2025-05-07

anond:20250507195353

自民党は「お、軌道に乗ってきたな。相乗りしよ〜!」ってやってるだけであって、五輪だの森のジジイだし、万博維新から自民党がなんたら〜ってのはアホい。

世界もそう、『国際的なevent?! wow!AINORI しよ〜!』なだけ。

2025-04-24

AI驚き屋へ

— おまえたち “AI 驚き屋” へ。

薄っぺら感嘆符を振り撒きながら、モデルリリースノート朗読するだけで「最先端」を気取るその姿

――滑稽以外の何物でもない。

“すごいでしょ?” で稼げる瞬間芸は、ストックフォト並みに価値が崩落する運命だ。

単位で廃れるデモ動画を量産している間に、真正からアルゴリズムを弄る者たちはおまえらの虚栄を土台に次の基盤を築いている。

理解責任放棄したまま “WOW” だけを売り歩くそビジネス

――まるで真空パックの砂を握りしめているようなものだ。

指の隙間から零れ落ちる前に気づけるなら、まだ救いはある。

だが、もし今日も “最新 API の触ってみた” サムネを用意して満足しているのなら、

――そのまま沈め。

価値ゼロに向かう曲線とともに、薄っぺらい驚嘆とやらを抱いて静かに沈んでいけ。

2025-04-15

anond:20250415214459

Oh〜ベリーベリーインタレスティングクエスチョンね!

ルー大柴的にジャッジすると、こうなるね:

🛠 テックメッセージは:

「The NFSがダウンしたから、After the メンテナンスクローラーコンテナリスタートしてプリーズ!」

これはVeryストレートリアルリアリティーのあるテクニカルプロブレムに、ダイレクトアクションリクエストしてるわけよ。まさに “ファクトフィクションよりストレンジャー” ね。

🧑‍💼 セールスメッセージは:

「We top playersマーケットベネフィットオプティマイズするために、データセントリックベストストラテジーをアプライします!」

Wow!これはワードサーカス

コンプリートBuzzwordカクテルワンダーランド!でもね、ミーニングがフローティングしてて、どこにランディングするのかドントアンダースタンド!

🎤 結論 by ルー大柴

「ミーはリアルトラストするガイ。だからテックトークをチョイスしてトラストセールスワードは、もうちょっとグラウンディングしてからトーク・トゥ・ミー!」

ということで、トゥギャザーしようぜ、リアリティと!

2025-03-16

ワオキツネザル」って聞くと、頭の電算処理が2%ほど「WOW!キツネザル」って呟くよね

2025-03-15

ワオキツネザルってどういう経緯で名前つけたんだろ…

キツネって事は和名だろうし

Wow!! kitune ppoi saru!!」

みたいなテンション日本人がノリで命名したんだろうか?

2025-02-07

How to Flirt on a First Date Without Feeling Awkward

First dates can be exciting and nerve-wracking all at once. You’re meeting someone new, learning about their interests, and trying to figure out if there’s chemistry between you. And then there’s flirting, that delicate dance of showing someone you’re interested without being too forward or awkward.

Flirting doesn’t have to be a high-pressure situation. In fact, it can be the most fun part of getting to know someone. Whether you're meeting someone on MixerDates or any other platform, the most important thing is to be genuine, stay calm, and let the connection develop naturally.

If you’ve ever found yourself wondering how to flirt on a first date without feeling uncomfortable, you’re not alone. Everyone has their awkward moments, but the more you understand the art of flirting, the easier it becomes. In this article, we’ll break down how to flirt in a way that feels natural, exciting, and authentic to who you are. So, let's dive in and learn how to make the most of your first date experience—without overthinking it.


Confidence: The Foundation of Flirting

When it comes to flirting, confidence is key. But what does it really mean to be confident on a first date? Confidence doesn’t mean you need to be perfect, or even outgoing—it simply means being comfortable in your own skin and showing up as your authentic self.

Have you ever noticed how people are drawn to those who radiate self-assurance? It’s not about bragging or dominating the conversationit’s about presenting yourself with ease. If you feel good about yourself, it will naturally show. A great smile, good posture, and eye contact can go a long way in making a good first impression.

For instance, think about the last time someone walked into a room and immediately caught your attention—not because they were the most attractive person in the room, but because of their energy. They were confident, they were present, and they made you feel at ease. That’s the kind of confidence you want to project on your date.

When you're confident, you're not worried about saying the perfect thing. Instead, you focus on enjoying the moment, making the other person feel comfortable, and letting the connection happen naturally. That’s the magic of confidence—it allows you to be present, fun, and, most importantly, yourself.

The Power of Subtlety

Let’s face it—no one wants to feel like they’re being “worked” or put through a game. That’s why subtlety is such a powerful tool when it comes to flirting. It's all about showing interest without being over-the-top or too obvious.

Flirting doesn’t always mean complimenting someone non-stop or using cheesy pickup lines. In fact, the most successful flirting is the kind that happens behind the scenes—subtle, playful, and lighthearted. Think about the little moments, like a teasing comment about how they always order the same thing at a restaurant or the way you laugh at a silly joke they make.

The key is to find a balance. A simple smile or a playful comment can convey interest without being too much. For example, if your date tells you they love hiking but they tend to get lost easily, you could say something like, “So, you’re telling me you need a personal guide? I could get behind that!” It’s lighthearted, humorous, and most importantly, it keeps the conversation fun without putting too much pressure on the situation.

By keeping it subtle, you allow your date to feel at ease. It takes the pressure off them to be perfect and allows both of you to enjoy the interaction more naturally. Flirting doesn’t need to be a performance—it’s about creating an environment where both of you can feel comfortable and authentic.


Active Listening: A Key to Connection

Now, let’s talk about something incredibly important in the flirting game: active listening. When we’re on a date, we often get caught up in thinking about what to say next, how we’re coming across, or if we’re being interesting enough. But the best way to make an impression? Truly listening to your date.

Active listening means you’re fully engaged in the conversation, giving your date your full attention and responding thoughtfully. It’s about showing that you care about what they’re saying and that you’re genuinely interested in getting to know them better. When you listen actively, you’re also giving them space to open up, and that can create an immediate connection.

For example, if your date mentions they recently traveled to Japan, instead of simply saying, “That’s cool!” you could follow up with something like, “What was the most memorable experience you had there?” This shows that you’re not just hearing their words but are genuinely curious and invested in their experiences. It’s a great way to build rapport and let them know you’re not just there to impress them—you’re there to connect.

Body Language: Saying More Than Words Can

While your words are important, body language often speaks louder than anything you can say. Whether you realize it or not, your body is constantly communicating how you feel. How you sit, stand, and move tells your date whether you’re relaxed, engaged, or distracted.

Small gestures can go a long way in flirting. A light touch on the arm, a subtle lean in when they’re speaking, or maintaining good eye contact—all these body language cues help signal your interest. And the great thing is, when done naturally, these cues can be just as effective as words.

For example, if you’re sitting at a café on your date and you lean in slightly when they’re sharing a funny story, you’re not just showing that you’re interested—you’re inviting them into your space. It’s an invitation to connect further. And when they respond by leaning in too, that’s when the magic happens—the unspoken connection that tells you both that there’s potential for more.

Flirting through body language doesn’t mean making grand gestures or being overly touchy. It’s about being present and showing that you’re engaged with your date in a subtle, but meaningful way.


Have Fun: Don’t Take It Too Seriously

It’s easy to get caught up in overthinking how to flirt or trying to figure out if your date is into you. But here’s a secret—when you let go of the pressure and allow yourself to have fun, everything flows much more naturally. Flirting on a first date doesn’t need to feel like a test or an assignment. It’s supposed to be a fun, lighthearted experience that sets the stage for more great dates ahead.

When was the last time you had a genuinely fun date? Was it when you were trying too hard to impress, or when you were both laughing, chatting, and enjoying each other's company? Flirting becomes effortless when you're present, enjoying the moment, and letting the connection grow naturally.

Sometimes, it's the small momentslike sharing a laugh or swapping embarrassing stories—that make a first date truly special. When you focus on having fun, you create an environment where both of you can relax, flirt, and let the chemistry grow. That’s the secret to a great date.

Flirting with the Right Match: How MixerDates Makes It Easier

One of the best things about using a platform like MixerDates is that it takes the guesswork out of the equation. By connecting with someone who already shares your interests and values, you’ve got a head start on making a real connection. No more swiping through countless profiles hoping for a sparkon MixerDates, you already know there’s something in common.

When you’re already on the same page with your date, flirting comes more easily. There’s less of that awkward, “Are we even on the same wavelength?” feeling, and more of the fun, “Wow, we really click!” vibe. Whether you’re talking about favorite hobbies, movies, or life goals, the conversation flows naturally, making the flirting feel effortless.

If you're looking for a place to meet like-minded people and build genuine connections, MixerDates is the perfect platform. It's a great place to find someone who appreciates you for who you are and who you can naturally flirt with, without the stress.

Ready to Take the Leap?

Flirting on a first date is all about confidence, connection, and fun. When you let go of the pressure and focus on enjoying the experience, the chemistry will naturally follow. Remember, the best way to flirt is by being yourself—let your personality shine through, listen with intention, and embrace the moment.

And if you’re ready to meet someone new, who’s just as interested in making a connection as you are, MixerDates is the perfect place to start. So go ahead, take the leap, and see where it leads. Who knows? Your next great connection might be just a click away.

Sign up for MixerDates today and start your journey to exciting first dates and meaningful connections!

2025-01-16

言うてこの状態から予想できる日本未来って

凶:アメリカポケモンにされて日中戦勝勃発。中露から本土に核を10発くらいお見舞いされて向こう100年人が住めない焦土化

吉:移民政策の失敗からイスラーム化。ニッポンイスラム共和国としてシャリーア法が導入される。

中吉少子化による社会制度崩壊内戦により国内人口は激減するが、人口ピラミッドは是正され、瓦礫からの再出発

ぐらいやろ。

日本未来Wow Wow Wow Wow

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