After you're done shooting extinct animals in the uvula, you can practice smoking to prepare you for growing up.

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Do you remember when mustaches grew above the nostrils?

Have you seen "Puppy With Bee"? There was a whole "with bee" line of toys in the 60s. Puppy without Bee is no fun at all.
I wish Woody would be with bee. With penguin is ok though.
Flintstone with melted crotch shreds. He must have sat on a piping hot pizza.
These are a few of my favorite things...
Beatings used to be regular happenings in the funny pages.

Do you collect heads in a bag? That used to be a big deal.

Whoever came up with the Magic Slate must have been a genius - or a witch.
Remember the thrilling sound it made when you ripped your drawings into oblivion?
Somewhere behind a black hole at the center of the universe are a billion drawings made by children around the world. I hear their ghastly moans in my dreams.


Do you think it's odd that the largest Christian civilization in history encourages their offspring to dabble in the occult?
I wonder what magic crayons do? Do they steal your souls? Maybe they plant tiny demons in young brains.

Barney lives under a mushroom. How did I miss that in the cartoons?
I also missed his handsome nostrils.
This is before they warned girls about what can happen by riding dinosaurs.
This must be why Flintstone's lineage stopped after one child.
Coming soon...

Who can live without skin pictures?
Skin was a much cheaper printing surface than paper in the 1960s.


"Cockamamies, Cockamamies,
Made from Human Skin.
They will lift your spirits high
How they'll make you grin.

Hide your blemishes and pimples
Wipe away your moles
Drape your flesh in Cockamamies
Purify your souls...

Flintstone Flintstone
Fred and Wilma
Barney, Dino Too
Clothe your flesh in Betty Rubble
Glue a few on Sue

Mom and sister
Dad and Kitty
Evil Neighbor Bob
Covet all your Cockamies
Mouths adrip with gob

Feel 'em, peel 'em
Lick'em, stick'em
Mix your tongue with goo
Cockamamies hide your nakeds
So much fun for you!"

Hanna Barbera Cockamamies are fun for Christians everywhere around the globe!