Jackass tests riot control rubber ball claymore
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Johnny Knoxville has the greatest laugh ever.
He's my favorite. That guy is tough as nails.
"All you have to do is stand there." I can't believe he was on his feet after that.
Love that even though he was in movies and started acting, he never changed and was still the most badass out of the group. Kept everyone's respect.
"are you crying?"
can we get him a shirley temple?
What are you guys quoting? It sounds familiar...
He's not even wearing a mask either, just one hand on his nuts and the other over a pair of shades on his face
and maybe it's because of where he got hit in this vid, but compared to the rest of the Jackass guys, it always seems like Knoxville's pain tolerance is high as shit.
He had the most money, so I am guessing could afford the most drugs.
Drugs are cheap.
1Xunit of drug is cheap.
81x??? per day is not
The only time I've seen him break a stunt is when he was bit in the ass by a guard dog in 3.5. The dog is literally hanging off his ass cheek by its teeth and only then does he call off the stunt.
On the other hand, he whacks a golf ball into his own throat and can't stop laughing even though it's just wheezing.
I love how Knoxville almost completely shrugged it off too.
Less than lethal ammo probably doesn't have much affect on him anymore.
Dude has a broken penis, nothin hurts him no more
I think it's fixed now.
You'd know.
Someone has to know
Being completely disconnected from this whole thing, what?
apparently he's been hit in the crotch so much he needs a catheter to be able to urinate.
It wasn't from being hit in the dick so much, it was a specific stunt he did with Nitro Circus, I think it was the motorcycle one.
He was doing a bike stunt, and the handle hit his pecker and broke it yo
...Welp.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOljdqjbPPE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
The "did any of them hit my money-maker?" moment was icing on the cake.
"Can we get Bam some water? Maybe a Shirley Temple?"
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I don't think anyone who stands in front of a rubber claymore voluntarily can be called a pussy.
By comparison, most all of them do a "pain stunt" once in a while and only Bam and Aaron cry about it all the time
Being less tough than Knoxville doesn't make you a pussy.
Crying doesn't mean you're a pussy.
It means you are hurt or sad.
When a claymore shoots rubber pellets into your penis, I think both of those conditions have been met.
Here's what you sound like :
"This guy is a pussy! puts own fingers into meatgrinder I MEAN MAN UP YA WOMAN! starts cutting off own ballsack with exacto knife THIS IS NORMAL RIGHT?"
Crying when you hit your pain limit is normal ya sociopath.
the copious amounts of pussy and money will soften his tears
he's the kid that wouldn't jump off the high dive himself, but if all his friends were egging him on he would stand up there, scared shitless, for a couple minutes and then do it.
... Then he'd call everyone else a pussy if they got nervous on the diving board.
Hah, yeah you've got a good point.
The other two covered their nuts. Might be the smart move, but bam didnt. Thats not pussy shit.
The pussy was Dave England. Yeah he did some nasty shit but he always made out like it was worse than it was. Also he cried to much.
Yes, Bam is a huge bitch.
I can't stand his smug, entitled face
What is Johnny Knoxville made of? He just doesn't give a shit, does he? Amazing.
His mind wrote checks and his body paid in cash.
He's cashed every check so far, and there have been some big ones.
Didn't he break his dick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOljdqjbPPE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
This scene is where I decided that he was far tougher than any of the other guys.
These are the clips that convinced me that he was the gnarliest of the bunch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJlm_nvWzL4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fP6LgBWCcj4
Cigarette still in mouth. So great.
So lucky those horn didn't impale him.. Mad cunt.
8 years on i can’t believe that shit, and i can’t believe you still use this account, unless the active now thing is a lie
Same here. I'm still impressed with this years later.
It's the difference between him and the other guys of Jackass, I guess. He became famous all the way from the beginning from hurting himself, while they got famous for being assholes and douchebags.
What about the CKY tapes? I'm pretty sure some of the other dudes started out getting hurt just as much.
To some extent, yeah. But Knoxville first got into the entire Jackass thing by testing out personal security stuff on himself. Some of the earliest stuff he did was getting hit by mace, testing out cups by getting people to kick him and all that stuff.
don't forget testing out a bullet proof vest by getting shot.
Definitely. Knoxville just seems like he really likes to entertain. Bam, on the other hand, just rode on the coattails of Knoxville and the others.
Bam was a pretty big skater with his own endorsements before all this. Pretty sure he also had the most money (from his skating career) going into the TV show.
What do you think of Steve-O and Pontius? They've always done crazy, disgusting, painful stuff.
Knoxville strikes me as the 'leap before you look' type. The other guys are worried they will be seriously injured, and need to be talked into it. Knoxville just assumes he will be fine and hopes for the best.
I think this is basically what he said in his ama. "Fuck it"
Well he did tear his urethra and has to use a catheter to pee, so I guess it's not exactly consequence free.
Owwwwwww, man pain.
Pretty sure he just laughs every single time.
How long did he have to do that for?!
I guess he can actually pee without a catheter, but has to jam it down there twice a day so scar tissue doesn't form inside and block everything.
Oh God.
Kind of like that one they did with the 4-way teeter totter in the bull ring. Pontius, Bam and Dunn all run off pretty quick but Johnny stays in there and got nailed a couple times. They cut to everyone cringing while watching him and just hoping he'd give up and get out of there before the bull killed him.
honey badgers
Crazy.
I miss jackass...
IIRC they're making a 4th one? Which pretty much means a 4.5 will come out after
Edit - After searching, can't really find anything that stated it. However, I did find this confirming Bad Grandpa 1.5
http://screencrush.com/bad-grandpa-1-5/
I'm sure it'll get the oscar this time.
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I thought Bad Grandpa was fucking hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G59hX4iW6wk
This scene had me crying in the movie theatre
The scene in the bar with his saggy balls hanging out was one of the funniest things I've ever seen
Gee, what a surprise. Someone says an unpopular opinion on reddit and they get downvoted. Will people ever learn that the downvote but is not an "I disagree" button?
2 thought to cover the balls the other learned his lesson the hard way
"Son of a FUCK YOU"
I love seeing Bam cry!
His reputation as an asshole made this bit more comedic.
Yup, the snake skit is amazing.
What makes the snake skit great, especially in Jackass 3, is that Bam has been running around punching people in the face all shoot and laughing about it, but gets so damn angry when something bad happens to him.
He was the only one not to cover his balls and got hit quite nicely around the groin. No wonder hes crying.
What a dumbass. Even his natural self-preservation instincts are stupid.
Especially when they use snakes on him. He cries like a baby.
Ask and you shall receive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3krxA4exURg
Ouch.
lol butthurt people all over the place.
you mean my downvoters?
Yes
Knoxville's laugh reminded me of the jokers.
Knoxville's mentality sometimes reminds me of the Joker's.
I still love this. Knoxville covers his junk and his face with his hands and afterwards is just pacing around like he stubbed his big toe while other grown men are rolling around in pain.
Knoxville IS gnarly!
Bam got shot in the balls if i remember right. They had some interview on the dvd about the stunts and he mentioned it briefly.
Why don't they have high speed cameras?!
Mythbusters + jackass .
Yes!
Knoxville = Buster
The injuries look like paintball bruises, only worse.
WAY motherfucking worse.
Yeah paintballs are shot at 280fps and they said those were 550fps
And they're rubber, not...paintballs.
I heard one of them say that normally they try to do stunts that look really painful but actually aren't that bad. This looked like the complete opposite of that.
The Jackass guys need to do a Penn and Teller-esque "fool me" type show.
Where people do crazy stunts and at the end the Jackass guys 1-up everyone with a stunt of their own
Son of a fuck you.
Everyone calling bam a bitch I invite you to stand in front of a rubber claymore and see if you don't shed a tear.
Clicked hoping to see people getting hit with a giant rubber sword. Was disappointed.
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RIP Ryan Dunn
im surprised they let him do it without a face mask.
Johnny Knoxville is a batshit crazy, fearless, son of a bitch.
Bam didnt cover his nuts... I dont really know what he was thinking but I bet thats why he was crying on the ground
This is probably my favorite stunt ever. Also, obligatory thanks for putting me on the front page for the first time.
Bam crying because he got hit in the bollocks, ouch.
"... yeah and get killed!" -Ryan Dunn too soon?
"It's going to hurt real bad, but it's just loud"
Kind of like driving 100 mph into a ditch
He had been in trouble in that area before, going to fast.
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Johnny knoxville is a fucking man
What a bunch of jackasses!
Son of a fuck you
Bams tears taste so sweet
I had to read that title so many times before I could figure out what it meant.
myth busters feat. johnny knoxville BEST.SHOW.EVER
fuck that. these guys can stand pain to another level. just giggling and shit. id be down on the floor crying like a bitch. word.
knoxville didnt even fall
Bam got hit in the balls.
I really really dislike bam. He is not funny and acts like a dick (not the fun kind)
RIP Ryan Dunn
Fucking dumbass deserves to rot in hell. How can you drive drunk at 130 mph and not expect to get yourself killed. He's lucky he only killed one other person that day.
Jesus Henry Christ man, it was only a comment. But you are right. He was still a good man tho, in direct relation to jack ass.
I have to admit bam has always been a pussy because when he was a pro skater he gave up on hand rails , he could not take the falls of trying to grind on hand rails, thats why he was a bad as at the mini ramp how ever its his pussiness that makes this show come together and how Johnny makes fun of them . I they had all balls of steel like the dudesons this show would not be as funny !
Bams a pussy
Bam is such a bitch.
Interesting how Ryan Dunn is all like "no way man, this can kill you", then proceeds to race his Porsche under the influence of alcohol killing himself and the passenger.
Bet you get invited to loads of social events
So did he, and look what happened. Drive sober kids !
I know you're getting heaps of downvotes but you're right. He was an asshole who drunk drove and killed another person, I'm not saying he deserved to die but everything he got he brought on himself and he could've killed more people. He was an asshole.
Porsches love killing actors.
Ok
Thanks for bringing that up. You just couldn't resist, could you.
We have to be thankful he only killed one person and not more.
You are awful.
Awesome?
Nah brah.
Bam can suck a dick. Dudes such a pussy. Ryan Dunns a drunk driving murderer. Knoxville is cool though.
Who did ryan dunn murder? Zach Hartwell? The guy making a documentary called "8 pounder" about how he weasled over a million dollars by selling cars to widows and lying about their value/condition?
Yeah, everyone has skeletons in the closet, I love how you try to bring dunn down, and the guy he killed up, when the guy he killed was producing a documentary about how much of a scumbag he was.
I didn't up the other guy at all you cocksmith. Point still stands! Next point: my dick your mouth, what up?
LOL RYAN DUNN
fuck
Decades old reposts now? Awesome....
10% pain 90% posturing for the camera
can civilians get these? how th hell did they get one lol