Ocean's 8

After watching, and drifting in and out of consciousness, I did twice during that period think of shutting down the movie, but thought it just might kick into gear, but alas, such was not the case. A vapid and vacuous waste of everyone's time, including the cast, and support staff not to mention the 10's of viewers that have watched this tripe. Just so you know, i did not think much of the other Oceans either. I don't care who the stars are, if the movie stinks it stinks in both sexes. I suppose as a paying member of the viewing audience it's to much to expect that Hollywood might just be able to cobble together a decent movie or 5, more than a couple of times a year. So, I have now decided to lower my expectations to just slightly above a speed bump, so as to avoid any further connection with disappointment when it comes to the movie industry. I do hope, that in this time of petulant egos and having ones feelings hurt being akin to some form of dismemberment that the entire cast and crew will be able to carry on with their tiny lives after such a daring critic. Thank you.

Laboured setup (the full first 30 mins is just spent introducing the characters, but not in a way that actually endears them to you), not-particularly-ingenious heist plot, and pretty turgid writing. Even Ocean's 12 is more watchable than this, and Ocean's 12 is pretty awful.

Absolutely bland. There was no actual heist, just a bunch of bunch of heist like talk, and then a surprise twist ending which was just the worst. With an all star cast like that, the writers had everything to work with, and yet, they made this piece of hot trash.