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i wish the touhou anime episode 2 would come out already

Well they bring you back to life so they can try out the most painful prostate exam imaginable.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Edit: Dammit. I'm too slow.

@ animecello

It stops right before the secret gets reavealed

I wish I had a pony

But he's in a wheelchair.

I wish for unlimited wishes… again.

Here's your My Little Pony. Broken plastic, with lead paint…to be exact.

I wish for a pen!

Unlimited wishes, only allowed about cats.

Goddamn I'm slow. New here, so, I'll get used to it…I guess.

Here you go, but there's a hole in it and the animals have escaped.
I wish I had a car.

Bad news: It's a Hummer. Don't mind those environment hippies to the side of the road.

I wish for some salt and vinegar chips.

I hope you, and your tapeworm enjoy the chips!

I wish I had a toy rifle!

its not a toy, and brock lesner kills you with it, and then sodomizes your body

i wish i had never seen /b/

Wrong, you're in Soviet Russia, /b/ sees you.

I wish for the goddamn Batman!

You never saw it because you're BLIND!!!!

I wish I could fly like a bird.

You can fly. Sadly, you can fly like a penguin.

I wish for a trophy, engraved with the awesome smiley.

You get a poo trophy

I wish for a facepalm

facepalm.jpg

There you go.

I wish for a watch.

Ok, it's broken.

I wish for cake.

Ok, it's a lie.

I wish for seven Dragonballs.

the balls are inert

I wish…

Ok, you get them in the testicle festival.

I wish for a Nice Boat.

In before Scott.

WRONG!!

NO U

ROFL, that was fun.

Are you two brothers/neighbors/roommates?

I call us "The table of douchebags"

Actually, we're friends, but I'm the cool one.
I even sent him here once.
http://kwalty.com
No porn, honest!
I did show him offended, though.

He was stupid enough to click it again, I saw him.
You've been Kwalty'd! It's more fun with sound. Oxi-Clean! Oxi-Clean! Oxi-Clean! Oxi-Clean!

it does not really affect me anyhow, its easy too get un kwaltied or whatever

we are hostile friends, i constantly dunk his head in the toilet everyday

nothing wrong their.

blah blah blah

I remember the time I made a batch file that opens 240 copies of another batch file that says "Scott Fails".

that was fun

and then steven learned how too fly out of my window

Damn, I'm not anonymous anymore.

Okaaaaaaaaaay…

Back on track:

I wish, I wish, upon a star, that I could be, as cool as you are.

Greanted,. you are now freezing your ass off because your "cool"

I wish I had a beautiful wife

She's Paris Hilton

I wish for world peace

Ok, no more wars because everyone already died.

I wish for wisdom.

Granted. You have a ton of wisdom about boring stuff.

I wish those days, could, come back once more

They do, but you're paralyzed the whole time.

I wish there was a way to make gold.

Ok, but the price of gold just down down to .10 per pound

I wish for Mr.Rogers to be alive again.

He is, and you're gonna get [edit]Loved tenderly[/edit]

I wish for the price of gold to go way up.

Fine, but you have none.

I wish for all the money in the world.

You get it in pennies.

I wish for orange juice.

Gotcha, but I gave you 800 glasses of orange juice and I'm not poofing out of existence, so YOU HAVE TO DRINK IT ALL.

I wish I never watched anything that was made by Uwe Boll.

Sure, but now he makes all your favorite books into movies.

I wish that this paintchat would load goddam it.

Sure, but now you get BSOD'd.

I wish Touhou 13 was out.

Yeah, but the music sucks, and it's all men… without silly hats.

I wish that I could name my guitar Guitaahhhh~

Granted, but you are teased because of it.

I wish I could fly!

you crashed into the twin towers

I wish i had never trolled

OK, but you never joined the site.

I wish Dragon's Lair was actually playable.

its not

I wish i didnt have cancer

OK, but now you have diabetes.

I wish I could win THE GAME.