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Rocko's Modern Life is an American animated series premiered on September 18, 1993 to November 24, 1996. The series follows a Wallaby named Rocko and his friends, Heffer and Filburt.
Season 1
Episode 1
Carnival Knowledge [1.1a]
Episode 2
A Sucker for the Suck-O-Matic [1.2a]
- Rocko: I must cease this senseless sucking. It's stuck in suck!
- Rocko and Heffer: (reading) "How to turn off your Suck-o-Matic..." [the page gets sucked up, and the page that reads...] "In case Suck-o-Matic sucks instructions, see page 101..." [another page gets ripped and is sucked, a page shows a skull on fire] "PREAPRE TO DIE?!?!?!" [Rocko, Heffer and Spunky scream as their eyes pop out]
Canned [1.2b]
Episode 3
Rocko's Happy Sack [1.3a]
- Rocko: You CHEAP LITTLE ROTTER! I've been run over by a car, made to drag around a gimp shopping cart, threatened by your Gestapo security guards, had me head set on fire, I was attacked by wild lobsters, beaten by a very large woman, had me dog wrapped in plastic, nearly starved to death, and I still beat the 12:00 deadline! So if you don't change that total back to $1.50, I WILL DO SOMETHING NOT NICE!!!!!
Flu-In-the-Enza [1.3b]
Episode 4
Who's For Dinner? [1.4a]
- Heffer: You're not my father! you're just a jerk in wolf's clothing! [starts bawling and runs out of the front door]
- [The Wolfe family glares at Rocko]
- Rocko: Well, [chuckles] I'm stuffed.
- Heffer: I guess no one loves me.
Episode 11
Power Trip [1.11a]
- Rocko: FILBURT!
- Filburt: Yes boss?
- Rocko: I want to see you in my office IMMEDIATELY!
- Filburt: Yes boss! [uses his teeth to drag himself to the office and he arrives in the office]
- Rocko: Supply and demand, Filburt; supply and demand. People demand "Big Man" comics, and we supply them. If you, Filburt can't supply "Big Man", the system breaks down. Do you follow me Filburt!?
- Filburt: Yes sir.
- Rocko: If the system breaks down, I DON’T MAKE A PROFIT! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!?
- Filburt: No...? [Rocko turns around and shows Rocko is now the same shape and size Mr. Smitty is and Filburt screams in horror]
- Rocko: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
- [Rocko's breath sends away Filburt down the stairs, out of the shop and into the street. Random vehicles run over Filburt]
- Filburt: Where are you, Really Really Big Man?
Season 2
Episode 5
Boob Tubed [2.5a]
Commuted Sentence [2.5b]
- [When Rocko is later for work too many times.]
- Mr. Smitty: I've tolerated your laziness for the last time, Rocko. If you are late again, consider yourself TERMINATED!!! Clear?
- Rocko: Crystal.
- [Impound Lot, everyone else is in line to get their cars back. In front of the line is a disgruntled Mr. Smitty who had parked in a no parking zone.]
- Mr. Smitty: I want my car back and I want it, NOW!
- Impound Lot Director: Let's take a look at this chart, shall we?
- [He sternly pulls down the chart and Mr. Smitty frowns.]
Episode 13
Short Story [2.13a]
- Rocko: I wish I was really big.
- Tyrone: [taps his wand on Rocko's forehead, granting his wish] Done. [poofs away]
- Rocko: [starts growing at a slow rate and becomes 50 feet tall] Wow! This is great. [looks down at Spunky, shaking fearfully at his height] Don't be afraid, Spunky. It's only me. [picks up Spunky and puts him in his shirt pocket] There you go, my little pal. Smell that fresh air.
Eyes Capades [2.13b]
Season 3
Episode 4
Nothing to Sneeze at [3.4a]
Old Fogey Froggy [3.4b]
- Heffer: [about to lift up the bed] One... two... three... LIFT! [lifts up the mattress and Ed slides down and falls into the trash can]
- Filburt: And now, for the appropriate urge.
- [Bev starts crying uncontrollably as Heffer, Filburt, Rocko and she walk outside]
- Heffer and Filburt: [sings the wedding march while Bev continues crying] Da dum da-dum! Da da-da-dum!
Episode 6
Camera Shy [3.6a]
Fish-N-Chumps [3.6b]
Episode 8
Fortune Cookie [3.8a]
- Filburt: It is only a stupid fortune cookie. I should listen to Rocko more often.
- Filburt: THEY ALL SAY THE SAME THING! No matter what I do, the fortune is always the same! [breaks down, sadly] I'll never win Mega-Spin.
Dear John [3.8b]
- Rocko: My living room, it's a bathroom. My closet is a bathroom. My basement is a bathroom! My ballroom is a bathroom! Even my bathroom is a bathroom! Well, I guess that's okay. THERE'S TOO MANY BATHROOMS!!!!
- Bucky: Too many bathrooms? What do you mean? You can never have too many bathrooms.
- Rocko: [enraged] GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, YOU WACKO!!!
Wacky Deli [3.10]
- Rocko: O-kay! So Betty wakes up and says "Oh, what a beautiful day". And then the telephone...
- Heffer: Or doorbell!
- Rocko: Or doorbell ringing, and she answers it and says "Hello?" And then the salami...
- Filburt: Or cheese!
- Rocko: [getting angry] Or cheese says "I hate bologna" and attacks her through the phone before belching while all the stuff comes out of his mouth while we hold on him for a long time!
- [He struggles to contain his anger]
- Rocko: ... Okey-dokey? So... then... she walks up to the counter, and...
- Heffer: HOLD IT!
- Rocko: [furious] WHAT?!
- Heffer: Hmm... y'know, I was thinkin'...
- Rocko: [at the limits of his patience] Yeeeeesss?!
- Heffer: ...Do we really need the cheese at all?
- Filburt: Why, you big stupid cow.
- Heffer: What? What'd I say?
- Filburt: Why do you torment me like this?
- Heffer: I'd probably do now!
- Filburt: Just let me do it the way I want it!
Season 4
Episode 13
Put to Pasture [4.13a]
Future Schlock [4.13b]
- [In the future of O-Town, Filburt's sons, Gilbert and Norbert, are searching around inside Rocko's abandoned house]
- Norbert: [from upstairs as sound of glass shatters] Ouch!
- Gilbert: What was that?!
- Norbert: I think I broke an antique!
- Gilbert: [annoyed] Ah, for Pete's sake. [heads upstairs and finds Norbert in a room, sitting on the floor and holding a photo frame] What'd you break?
- Norbert: It's a picture.
- Gilbert: I believe the correct term was "phonograph."
- [last lines of the series]
- Rocko: So, Filb, what have you been up to these past 17 years? [beat]
- Filburt: Are you kiddin'?
- Heffer: [singing] Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer on the wall... / Nine hundred bazillion bottles of root beer...
Film
See also
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Categories:
- 1990s American animated TV shows
- 1990s American surreal comedy TV shows
- 1990s Nickelodeon original series
- Traditionally animated TV shows
- Traditionally adult animated TV shows
- American children's animated comedy TV shows
- American animated comedy TV shows
- Cancelled shows
- Nicktoons
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- TV shows about cows
- TV shows about kangaroos and wallabies
- Animated TV shows about dogs
- Animated TV shows about turtles
- Animated TV shows about frogs and toads