- Ibuki Mioda: [On a stage mic] Now that this recovery party is in full swing, I've got a ballad prepared that totally fits the mood! Grab a partner and slow dance to "I Squeezed Out The Baby But I Have No Idea Who The Father Is".
- Sonia Nevermind: If you got penetrated by something that big and thick, you would die instantly!
- Kazuichi Soda: Sorry, can you repeat that?
- Sonia Nevermind: Like I said, If you got penetrated by something that big and thick, you would die instantly!
- Nagito Komaeda: [Responding to Hajime] There's a hole in your argument.
- Teruteru Hanamura: [Creepily] A hole? What kind of hole?It would be great if you explain it to me in... much more detail.
- Mahiru Koizumi: I never erase a photo once I take it. That's my policy. No matter what kind of photo it is, the moment captured in it only exists at that time
- Akane Owari: So what's an "aspersion" anyway? Is it yummy?
- Hiyoko Saionji: Did you know asbestos is yummy too? You should try some later!
- Monokuma: A mystery that can be solved is destined to be solved in the end. As you solve mysteries and bolster hope, a huge mystery comes along and slaps you in the face. For those of you who believe there are no unsolvable mysteries, that is when you finally taste despair. Not all mysteries can be solved.