Kindergarten court: Trump lawyer grills Michael Cohen on insulting ex-president as a 'Cheeto-dusted cartoon villain'

"You referred to President Trump as a 'dictator douchebag,' didn't you?" Blanche said as he questioned Cohen about an April 23 TikTok Cohen made just one week after the historic trial began.

Cohen deadpanned from the witness stand, "Sounds like something I would say."

Journalists and members of the public watching the trial on video screens in the downtown Manhattan court's overflow room erupted in laughter.

Blanche also went after Cohen about him ranting in the recent TikTok video that Trump "belongs in a fucking cage."

"You said, 'he goes back into that little cage, which is where he belongs, in a fucking cage, like an animal.' Did you say that?" Blanche demanded of Cohen, who responded, "I recall saying that."

While questioning Cohen, Blanche then asked him about his referring to Trump as "a boorish cartoon misogynist."

"That sounds like something I said," Cohen responded.

Blanche later asked, "Do you recall calling President Trump a 'Cheeto-dusted cartoon villain?'"

Cohen again answered, "That sounds like something I said."

The potshots were at his own client's expense. But Blanche's attack had a pro-Trump purpose: impeaching Cohen's credibility.

The ex-lawyer had presented himself as subdued and polite on direct testimony. But Cohen's social media and podcast personality can be abrasive, profane, and aggressively anti-Trump.

Cohen's roasts of his former boss were revisited

Blanche began his fiery cross-examination by asking Cohen if they'd ever met — they hadn't.

But they had a past, Blanche noted. "In fact, on April 23rd, you went on TikTok and called me a crying little shit, didn't you?"

"Sounds like something I would say," Cohen said to an earlier wave of laughter in the court's overflow room — a second courtroom in the building where members of the public and press are able to watch the trial on screens.

New York Supreme Court Justice Juan Merchan swiftly sustained an objection from the prosecution, striking the question from the record.

Later in the cross-examination, Blanche brought up more occasions where Cohen roasted Trump. He asked about a T-shirt depicting an illustration of Trump in an orange jumpsuit and behind bars, which Cohen wore on his April 23 TikTok video.

"It's part of the merch store," Cohen said, touting items sold by the MeidasTouch Network, the left-leaning media company where he hosts one of his anti-Trump podcasts.

The website also sells a mug depicting Trump's signature coiffure with the phrase "Send him to the big house, not the White House," as Blanche pointed out to the jury.

Cohen's cross-examination comes after he spent the last day and a half on the witness stand, being questioned by prosecutor Susan Hoffinger.

Cohen testified that Trump was the one who directed him to make a hush-money payment to porn star Stormy Daniels in the days before the 2016 election.

Much of his most damning testimony came when he quoted what he described as Trump's own words.

"Just take care of it," Cohen said Trump told him in ordering him to quash Daniels' story about the sex she says she had with Trump.

The Manhattan district attorney's office has charged Trump with 34 felony counts of falsifying business records.

Prosecutors allege Trump illegally disguised records reimbursing Cohen for a $130,000 hush-money payment made to Daniels ahead of 2016 election.

The payment, prosecutors say, was to buy Daniels' silence over a one-time sexual encounter the porn star says she had with Trump at a Lake Tahoe hotel suite in 2006 during a celebrity golf tournament.

Trump has denied having sex with Daniels.

Prosecutors hope Cohen's testimony will bolster their argument that Trump orchestrated the payment to Daniels as part of an illegal conspiracy to influence the election.

"He wasn't thinking about Melania," Cohen testified of Trump. "This was all about the campaign."

Blanche still wasn't done with Cohen by the time the court day ended on Tuesday afternoon.

He said he would continue cross-examination when the trial resumes on Thursday, and possibly Monday. The trial won't meet Friday, as Trump is scheduled to attend his son Barron's high school graduation.