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Starshine Roshell

  • Roshell: Teens getting more inventive with question-popping proposals to land a date Published 10/13/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    The moment had come. She stood there pretty as a picture, and he was nervous as could be. Could he pull it off? Would she say yes? "I pulled out a rose, got down on one knee and popped the ...

  • Roshell: Go, losers! Logic, men, teams don't mix Published 9/29/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    Men are supposed to be the logical ones. The more rational sex. And to the extent that they'll fetch a tool or phone a repairman when something breaks — as opposed to weeping, repenting to the callous gods of karma, ...

  • Roshell: Advice for parents — from parents Published 9/15/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    Never mind the baby books. Forget the motherhood magazines. Everything I needed to know about parenting I learned from other parents. Wiser parents. Parents who went before me, hacking through the murky jungles of momhood with the Machete of Courageous ...

  • Roshell" Mammograms might not be your idea of fun, but they can save a life Published 9/1/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    Do you know what I love about mammograms? Neither do I, but I'm open to suggestions. Because my current feelings on the procedure are unaffectionate.

  • Roshell: Bumper-sticker trend baffles me Published 8/18/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    Frequently am I confounded by the stickers I see on the back of cars: The grenade silhouette. The TRUTH fish eating the DARWIN fish. The Calvin-esque little boy who pees on things.

  • Roshell: Dog hair: The new superfood Published 7/21/2012 at 1:34 p.m.

    Dear medical researchers in Finland, You have made my flipping day, and I want to tell you why. Your recent study linking pet ownership to healthy kids is the best news I've heard since … well, since my obstetrician said, ...

  • Roshell: Sshhh! Don't say vagina Published 7/7/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    It was the "vagina" heard around the world. Michigan state Rep. Lisa Brown was on the House floor, speaking out against a bill that would restrict abortion access, when she uttered these bons mots: "And finally, Mr. Speaker, I'm flattered ...

  • Roshell: Old people: Cool or not cool? Published 6/23/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    Sometimes my kids ask me questions that rattle my mind like a cold, brass church bell. My skull had only just stopped reverberating from their last confounding query ("Mom, what does nothing look like?") when my teenager riddled me this: ...

  • Roshell: Cannibals, Harleys and other things my daddy taught me Published 6/9/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    I suppose they were reasonable things to come from a father's mouth. Still, they took me by surprise. "Only move one body part at a time," I overheard my husband saying as he helped our young son up a ladder.

  • Starshine Roshell: Date night for thin gals Published 5/26/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    I thought I had women all figured out. Thought I understood how they think. Thought I knew what makes chicks tick. Ladies, I've always presupposed, want a man with a certain set of attributes: Funny, smart, romantic. Confident, dependable, good ...

  • Roshell: Pros, cons of spacing kids Published 5/12/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    It's the most irksome and indubitable law of the universe: Fate favors The Planner. The gal with the foresight to research preschools while she's pregnant. Or to begin funding a 529 plan before her child can even gurgle the word ...

  • Roshell: Indecent exposure: Today's kids born to porn Published 4/28/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    I hate things that make me sound like I'm 90 years old. And that's what online porn is doing. Beckoning our teenagers from their laptops, iPhones and tablets, X-rated websites are causing me to curse technology and pine for the ...

  • Roshell: Some women find bliss in exercise, university study says Published 4/14/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    I feel a lot of different things when I exercise: Tired, resentful, inflexible. Hungry, gangly, territorial. Sometimes I feel excited about the bowl of Fruit Loops that I will suck down guilt-free when I get home, and occasionally I feel ...

  • Roshell: 50 shades of bad writing Published 3/31/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    It's being called "mommy porn" by even the soberest of news media — so naturally I had to check it out. E.L. James' erotic novel "Fifty Shades of Grey" began as "Twilight" fan fiction, meaning the characters and a few ...

  • Roshell: Our loss of privacy costs us fretless freedom Published 3/17/2012 at 3:00 p.m.

    Have you ever been skinny-dipping? It's just about the best feeling in the world: fretless, grin-in-your-skin freedom.

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