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SHREK WANTS TO KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR HIS SUMMER VACATION IN THE U.S.A.

He can’t leave the country because then he can’t get back in even though he’s Scottish

When they see that green skin, he gets led aside for “questioning”… about “smuggling veggies” and “illegal levels of onion stank”

What should Shrek do for his summer vay-cay?!?!?

Saturday, March 10, 2018

EVERYONE TURN ON SNL RIGHT THE F*CK NOW

Tuesday, August 15, 2017
Friday, July 28, 2017

lex–aeterna:

spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

Sunday, December 18, 2016
Can I join your LittleShrekThings school my ogrelord

It’s a deal! You owe us some of yr blood now!

 
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