He can’t leave the country because then he can’t get back in even though he’s Scottish
When they see that green skin, he gets led aside for “questioning”… about “smuggling veggies” and “illegal levels of onion stank”
What should Shrek do for his summer vay-cay?!?!?
SHREK!!!!!! SHREK WAS THERE
somebody once told me the world was gonna
end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house
i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed
It’s a deal! You owe us some of yr blood now!